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    • WTF - When we make fun of riced out or stanced cars this is exactly what we're talking about

      Someone please put this poor Civic out of its misery. WTF do you even say about this car? There is no shame in not having money to modify a car or to do some incredible build. Why completely ruin a car and make it look like a pile of garbage though?


      There are those who say this is the only way for some to get attention but why would you want the kind of attention this Civic brings? It can barely drive on the road. The exhaust is beyond words. Why? WHY?

      The only thing on this car that makes any sense is the bumper sticker which reads, 'I'm so gay I don't even drive straight.'





      This article was originally published in forum thread: WTF - When we make fun of riced out or stanced cars this is exactly what we're talking about started by Sticky View original post
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      1. Zombie1's Avatar
        Zombie1 -
        So many of these scrapping across New York. I've always been that "car guy" that avoided passing judgment on people's builds, but I can't with this "scene". One kid(mid 20s) that goes to my gym has a 1994 civic slammed with rust spots all over rattle can exhaust. Top it off he has a custom set of CCW wheels that without a doubt cost more then the car.
      1. Sticky's Avatar
        Sticky -
        Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Zombie1 Click here to enlarge
        One kid(mid 20s) that goes to my gym has a 1994 civic slammed with rust spots all over rattle can exhaust. Top it off he has a custom set of CCW wheels that without a doubt cost more then the car.
        The gym membership costs more than the car.
      1. Eleventeen's Avatar
        Eleventeen -
        Reminds me of a dog squatting to take a $#@!.
      1. MSIZZLE's Avatar
        MSIZZLE -
        i just can't under stand this "stance" thing, i mean you completely ruin the car,the tires, the suspension every thing!! these cars must ride like hell, braking has to be herrandous and god for bid you have to swerve to avoid an accident!
      1. R.G.'s Avatar
        R.G. -
        You guys are just $#@!ing old. That car is SSSIIIICCKKKK

        My grandma used to tell me something about saying something nice or nothing. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and some other random cliche'.
      1. R.G.'s Avatar
        R.G. -
        Before more haters bandwagon this thread let me just point something out. I noticed it since it is my new desktop background. This car basically has leather pants on. It is just impossible to not be cool with leather pants.

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      1. 09E92N54's Avatar
        09E92N54 -
        Never go full retard
      1. gaspam's Avatar
        gaspam -
        watching that video gave me cancer and aids at the same time...stupid civic Click here to enlarge
      1. Bob Loblaw's Avatar
        Bob Loblaw -
        That's the funniest $#@! I've seen in a while but does anyone here seriously believe that video isn't one big troll? The car and the video are both too perfect not to be.

      1. Eleventeen's Avatar
        Eleventeen -
        Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by R.G. Click here to enlarge
        You guys are just $#@!ing old. That car is SSSIIIICCKKKK

        My grandma used to tell me something about saying something nice or nothing. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and some other random cliche'.
        Haha, yeah, it sounds like our grandmothers were a lot alike. She used to always say, "If you don't have anything nice to say, post it on the internet - that's where all the pussies talk $#@!." Sometimes she'd say stuff like "Who the $#@! smoked all of my Virginia Slims!" I really miss Grammy Jean...
      1. subaru335i's Avatar
        subaru335i -
        I think the car is $#@!ing stupid and shouldn't be on public roads but the video is well done and kinda cool.
      1. Sticky's Avatar
        Sticky -
        Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw Click here to enlarge
        That's the funniest $#@! I've seen in a while but does anyone here seriously believe that video isn't one big troll? The car and the video are both too perfect not to be.
        It would be epic trolling especially with the bumper sticker calling out someone who drives this as a '$#@!' but unfortunately it's real.
      1. Sticky's Avatar
        Sticky -
        Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by subaru335i Click here to enlarge
        I think the car is $#@!ing stupid and shouldn't be on public roads but the video is well done and kinda cool.
        The video and editing is great. Why such a high quality video for such a pile of crap though?
      1. Sticky's Avatar
        Sticky -
        Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Eleventeen Click here to enlarge
        Haha, yeah, it sounds like our grandmothers were a lot alike. She used to always say, "If you don't have anything nice to say, post it on the internet - that's where all the pussies talk $#@!." Sometimes she'd say stuff like "Who the $#@! smoked all of my Virginia Slims!" I really miss Grammy Jean...
        Sadly, my grandmother is no longer alive. I think this car gave her cancer.
      1. Bob Loblaw's Avatar
        Bob Loblaw -
        There's no way that's not a parody. In the youtube comments the guy who shot the video basically says as much. I tried to post the exchange but the formatting got messed up when I hit submit. Anyway, the tex tis below.

        Oh my god that is the biggest hunk of $#@! I've ever witnessed.
        Reply 4
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        DIIVIINE3 days ago
        exactly
        Reply 3

        FWIW I think the front "lip" is supposed to make it double as a hovercraft.
      1. daedoe's Avatar
        daedoe -
        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dnwK8W4ZT9o

        @Sticky i cant embed on the phone, but heres some more for ya.
      1. Sticky's Avatar
        Sticky -
        Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by daedoe Click here to enlarge
        @Sticky i cant embed on the phone, but heres some more for ya.
        I need to fix that.

        This is...


      1. Gondon's Avatar
        Gondon -
        Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Zombie1 Click here to enlarge
        So many of these scrapping across New York. I've always been that "car guy" that avoided passing judgment on people's builds, but I can't with this "scene". One kid(mid 20s) that goes to my gym has a 1994 civic slammed with rust spots all over rattle can exhaust. Top it off he has a custom set of CCW wheels that without a doubt cost more then the car.
        The scene has gone to complete $#@! I see the new ricers which are all BMW's now..tackly light colors, stickers, plastic emblems, hood scoops.

        G35's are the most annoying exhaust along with ricer lancers driving up and down the block..I want to bazooka every single one of these cars they are seriously annoying and get on my nerves.

        You don't need to rev your rice crap up and down the block at 2 am.
      1. subaru335i's Avatar
        subaru335i -
        Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Gondon Click here to enlarge
        The scene has gone to complete $#@! I see the new ricers which are all BMW's now..tackly light colors, stickers, plastic emblems, hood scoops.

        G35's are the most annoying exhaust along with ricer lancers driving up and down the block..I want to bazooka every single one of these cars they are seriously annoying and get on my nerves.

        You don't need to rev your rice crap up and down the block at 2 am.
        I love the color changing BMW "angel eyes". On a BMW they make you look like a loser ricer and when people put them on other cars they should just be shot.

        G35s can actually sound great with the right exhaust but yes, 99% of them are riced out $#@!boxes.
      1. Zombie1's Avatar
        Zombie1 -
        I got stickers on my rear window I'm a ricer �� Lol.